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Bitch Balance Butter is a whipped body butter with a soothing Rose Geranium scent that supports the female body in dealing with those female moments all we women endure! Bitch Balance Butter is made with many herbs and essential oils historically known to help support symptoms of the female menstrual cycle. We make no claims regarding to this product but can tell you what happy customers have to say about our product "HERE".

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This product is the result of my daughters first "Cat Fight" and 3 separate calming recipes thrown together during that "Cat Fight". My oldest daughter named this product as a tribute to that event.
Here's The Very Sassy Bitch Balance Butter Story........The day my pre-teen and teenage daughters had their 1st cat fight was the day that birthed "Bitch Balance Butter". I was in tears, they were swinging, screaming, making no sense what-so-ever and the language was profound. I have no sisters, had never seen a true Cat Fight before and this was a rude awakening! I threw what was left of 3 calming female cream recipes together that were on my counter and rubbed them down as they spewed profanity. Then, I did what I swore I would never do as a mother, I told them they were acting like Little Bitches. They calmed down so quickly after I put this cream on them (including myself), I informed them I was making a recipe to sell out of that concoction. My oldest daughter told me, with a sour tone and a snarl on her face that I should call it "Bitch Balance Butter" and I did. It's trademarked and now for sale. It's our best seller, we call it our happy accident of Divine Intervention and my daughter's are calling it their college fund. My daughters claim it helps take the edge off of or gets rid of their menstrual cramps, makes them feel calm and not so cranky, and helps them not be so puffy in the tummy. The adult users have reported the same plus that it has helped some with hormonal acne, eases tenderness in the breast area, bloating (a puffy tummy), some have said it makes them feel frisky, others claim it helps with dryness issues, takes the edge off of hot flashes, helps calm night sweats, several customers use it for symptoms that come from the cold sore virus, and best of all it tames a Cat Fight! This cream seems to work a bit differently for every woman (and some men use it to), some have subtle results and others claim profound results. If you would like to read our customer reviews you can go to our Guest~book at www.VitalEarthTraditions.com and click on Guest~book and Testimonials. For those who choose to try Bitch Balance Butter, we hope it helps take the edge off of "Those Female Moments" for you to!